shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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90% of conversations with me

  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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michaxl:

i dont need you, i have other people i can talk to

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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