twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via hephaestus-bound)

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon) colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon)

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → mary stuart or hermione granger? (asked by anon)

(via i-am-lord-trolldemort)

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via cramp)

weeping-daleks:

gallifrey-feels:


brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?


he was also deathly afraid of beans. if you don’t find Pythagoras amazing you’re doing it wrong.

weeping-daleks:

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

he was also deathly afraid of beans. if you don’t find Pythagoras amazing you’re doing it wrong.

remuslupis:

punkpadfoot:

yo but let’s imagine little baby harry laughing and saying “moony” before he can say padfoot, because moony is totally easier to say, imagine sirius’s indignation, imagine remus’s bewildered delight

 

(via weeping-daleks)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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